Magic Wanker Simulator

Magic Wanker Simulator (or Čarobiro Masturbiro Simulator in Croatian)

This is the ultimate mom's basement survival experience.

You play as a degenerate fat wizard who is trying to blend into society entirely from his living room. His only interaction with the world is through the computer screen and his favorite Wolt delivery person. He has some dues that need to be met with the authorities and his mother is an unapologetic mess, and they make his already miserable life even worse.

The goal of the game is to take your first shower in years. 

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To reach the endgame you must manage your vital needs (Hunger, Thirst, and Satisfaction).

Your life consists of: Hustling for cash,  surviving the daily chaos of your miserable life, streaming your "talents" online, scaring local scout groups, investing in the S&P 500, and ordering delivery. Heads up, you never know if it's the delivery guy bringing your pizza, your disappointed mother (Mama) asking for money, or the ruthless Administration (Uprava) coming to seize your hard-earned cash.

Will you survive long enough to touch warm water and soap? Or will you perish from starvation, dehydration, or absolute despair?

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A / D or Left / Right Arrows: Move Left and Right

W / Space: Jump

E: Interact (Open PC, answer door, use bed, check sock)

Q: Action / Quick Time Event (Spam this key super fast during QTEs!)

M: Open Minimap (Travel to the Bank, Scout Group, or Str*p Club)

P / ESC: Pause Game

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